Thursday, June 11, 2009

And now this commentary ...

Emily Litella: What's all this I hear about our government resettling wiggers in Palau? Why on earth do we have to resettle wiggers any place? Just tell them to pull up their pants and stop looking so sullen all the time! I don't know why Palau would want those obnoxious young people living there anyway, with all their terrible music and their ridiculous attitudes ...

Chevy: Miss Litella? Miss Litella? Excuse me. It's not "wiggers. " It's Uighars. Turkic Muslims from China. Not "wiggers." Uighars.

Emily Litella: Oh. Oh, well, that's quite different then. Never mind!

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